and all the products listed here are parodies.
Or possibly predictions. Slimeware Corporation
is completely made up and any relationship
to anything else you see is purely accidental
and/or a figment of your imagination.
However, elements of this
site reflect the seedier side of web marketing. For more information on
the perils of slimeware and other parasites
If you are unfortunate enough to have fallen
victim to real slimeware, we recommend that
you visit one of the following sites to
find software to clean up your PC.
If you want to promote discussion
about this site, try posting to a board
with a quote similar to the following:
- "I cannot believe what
these low-life slimeware merchants
are doing now"
- "Hey, this might be the
reason traffic has been down"
- "I started getthing these
offensive popups and I had to pay
to remove them"
- "I found this great way
to get traffic from other sites
without them knowing about it"
This site is partly influenced
by the excellent Spam
The Engines spoof. Some images copyright
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