 Precision
Day Manager
Some applications
claim to keep your PC up
to date with an accurate
date and time - but that's
often not enough. It's no
good if your PC knows that
it's 10:30 on October 3rd,
if it thinks it's a Tuesday
when it's actually a Wednesday!
The Precision Day Manager
fixes that, and give you
the peace of mind that you
need!
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now.
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 RIAA-za
RIAA-za
picks up where Morpheus
and Kazaa stop. This powerful
application allows you to
trade music, video, documents,
spreadsheets, banking details
and your private pornography
collection with everyone
else with RIAA-za installed.
Please
note that when you download
this application you agree
to indemnify Slimeware Corporation
against any legal action
taken against us by the
RIAA.
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 WeatherSpy
Keeping track of the
current local weather can
be a real pain, what with
all that checking out of
the window. So we've come
up with WeatherSpy, which
tells you what the weather's
like outside without you
having to crane your neck
around. All we
ask for
in return is that you share
a little personal data with
us, such as your credit
card numbers and personal
passwords - don't worry,
we'll look after them safely!
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License
Agreement
Please read this carefully
before downloading our software.
- This
is a legally binding
agreement between yourself
"you" and
Slimeware Corporation
"Slimeware".
- By
downloading these applications
you agree to forgoe
any legal claims against
Slimeware now or in
the future.
- You
agree to allow Slimeware
full and unrestricted
access to the data held
on your PC and personal
data you supply to us,
to do with as we see
fit. Additionally, you
agree that we can have
unrestricted access
to the data on any network
connected system, and
that you are authorised
on penalty of perjury
to allow us to have
access.
- You
agree to not post critical
comments of Slimeware
and/or its products
in any place, public
or private, in any medium
including electronic,
printed and in conversation.
Furthermore you agree
that if you violate
this, you will pay Slimeware
the sum of one million
($1,000,000) dollars.
- Slimeware
may install, upgrade
and change the applications
installed on your PC,
and alter any data found
on that PC, or any other
connected device.
- Upon
deinstallation or attempted
deinstallation of a
product, you may be
liable to pay a fee,
and be subject to other
liabilities, the
level and nature of
which will be determined
solely at the discretion
of Slimeware.
- You
agree that we may alter
any content displayed
in your web browser,
including affiliate
links, we may display
adult material on your
PC without restriction,
and we may bar your
access to web sites
on our sole discretion.
- You
agree to indemnify Slimeware
against any and all legal
claims made against it in
regards to your use of
Slimeware's software.
- You
understand that Slimeware
offers no warrantly,
explicit or implied
on any of our products
whatsoever.
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